and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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