Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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