dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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