I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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