It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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