I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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