I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
