Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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