Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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