The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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