i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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