dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
