I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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