He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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