i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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