My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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