She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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