Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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