Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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