belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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