After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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