Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
