My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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