No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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