How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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