my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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