If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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