I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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