mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so let's talk penis.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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