we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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