Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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