Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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