she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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