hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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