he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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