I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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