I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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