dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She even gives head with a lisp.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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