"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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