uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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