The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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