Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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