Who wears a wallet chain?!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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