So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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