That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i barfeds in our rink
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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