I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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