Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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