wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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