ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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