Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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