Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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