Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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