So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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